The faith of the wormholes

“Excuse me: hast thou a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Bob?”

Proverbs 4:3

PraiseBob.com is the home of his scripture. Discover The Testaments of Bob, and sign in with your EVE Online character to keep the Rites. Earn Piety and rise from Acolyte to Prophet.

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“A man doth not simply leave the wormholes; Bob demandeth his return.”

Proverbs 2:6
Acts of devotion

The Rites of the faith

Ten Rites, each checked against your character in EVE Online. Every Rite you keep earns Piety, and Piety raises you through the ranks.

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ILev. 8

The Pilgrimage

Twenty-eight days in wormhole space without setting foot in known space.

II

Carrying the Word

Fly a ship with “PraiseBob.com” in its name. Checked every day.

III

The Path

Walk every wormhole system in Anoikis, from Class 1 to Thera and the Drifter holes.

IV

The Daily Omen

A new sign each day, Bob will tell you what he wants you to do today.

VLev. 2:2

The Common Offering

A shuttle laid on the altar of a wormhole sun.

VILev. 3

The Standard Sacrifice

A Rifter, fitted for glory, given up near a wormhole sun.

VIIPs. 7:7

The Mercy of Bob

Send ISK to a pilot you have killed, so they may fly again.

VIIILev. 6:11

Commandment IX

Kills made in a small gang count double in the eyes of Bob.

IX

Missionary

Bring new disciples to the faith, and theirs after them.

X

Conclaves

Gather your corporation into the faith, member by member.

The Rite of Carrying the Word

Let every d-scan bear his name.

Put “PraiseBob.com” anywhere in your ship's name. Every pilot who scans you reads the Word, and every day you fly it earns Piety.

How to join the faithful

  1. i

    Sign in with EVE Online

    Use your character's own EVE Online login. You choose what the site may read.

  2. ii

    Keep the Rites

    Fly, hunt and make your offerings in wormhole space. The site checks each Rite for you.

  3. iii

    Rise in the faith

    Earn Piety, climb from Acolyte to Prophet and receive your certificate of membership.

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